An old lady is speeding down a highway, when she spots a police officer with a speed gun. The officer...

An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling...

A father walks into a bar with his son and gives him three pennies to play with. Suddenly the boy...

70 year old man goes into a brothel. He picks out a young pretty woman, Long they go up to...

A wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office,...

Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar. Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your...

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few...

A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to...

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said: ‘Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened?...

A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for...