We Love Dogs

An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling...

A father walks into a bar with his son and gives him three pennies to play with. Suddenly the boy...

70 year old man goes into a brothel. He picks out a young pretty woman, Long they go up to...

A wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office,...

Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar. Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your...

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few...

A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to...

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said: ‘Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened?...

A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for...

The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class one thing they got for Christmas. So, the...